Tribute to Jedi (JediPhobos)


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Artist's portrayal of what JediPhobos looks like.


Jedi will be sorely missed.

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Comedy is NOT pretty!! Ever wonder why they put those warnings on Orwell novels?
Now, ya know.


People often ask me if I have any regrets in life and I tell them that I have three: I regret not spending enough time studying in school, for knowledge is never bad; I regret certain relationship choices I've made that could have been healthier; but most of all, I regret that Jedi left us before I had the chance to get into his girlfriend's pants. Some of you may not know who Jedi is, especially some of the new Graphites, but JediPhobos or Jedi as he was known to his online friends is a truly brilliant and admirable man, despite his passion for  Emmanuel Lewis, TV's Webster. He was the lead Science Officer and Inspirational to the cause of space exploration and one of the founding members of the Graphite organization. Was it not Jedi who coined the phrase, "I have not yet begun to fight"?! Ok, that was some other guy... but goddammit, it might as well have been Jedi. Jedi is the kind of guy who gives till it hurts. Personally, I still haven't walked the same since we met. He touched all of our lives in ways that still won't be made clear until after years of psychotherapy. This is the legacy of Jedi. He is a man who marches to the beat of a different drum machine, and nowhere is this more evident than in his decision to leave the Graphites and start his own cult. Comparisons to Benedict Arnold and Judas aside, I am proud to have been able to call him "my friend". He inspired me and made me laugh and yet all too quickly he has now left my life. I'm going to miss his quick wit, his intelligence and his company. Now, I don't usually get emotional over stuff like this and I'm not about to start now, but Jedi, if you see this...
Come home... please... we'll leave the light on for you.


Sincerely... your friend,

Fats... er.. Joko...uh, I mean Zelig


Want to send an e-mail to Jedi to say good-bye? . . . Yeah, me too.