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Here I am!!! Too plump to be photograhed correctly, I always have something to hold up when a happy-camera person is around...this means my husband. You don't need to guess what the fingers in that hood are doing.

As you can plainly see, I am a lovely young woman with the face of an angel and the body of a supermodel. I'm pretty on the inside especially! Take my kidneys, they...oh, nevermind, too personal.

Oh! And as an added bonus, a picture of my car, the one I love, a 1979 Firebird that Bill bought for me Mother's Day 1985. I love this car. I love it like a person! It IS for sale but so far I've avoided selling it! Hahahaha!! Our friends say I'll probably be buried in it! But Bill, a great mechanic, has worked on it for too long. He wants to kill it. But I block his path everytime he heads toward it with a torch.

I'm a happy homemaker, although I prefer the title of "Domestic Engineer," and I think my job is very important. I love to cook and can do many great chef's tricks in the kitchen. I don't get to play very often as we normally eat low fat. But Bill just loves to watch me skim that tendon from the chicken breasts... and watch me flip food in the skillet. For some reason he's mesmerized by it!

So, I'm happily married, (shut up, Cat), for over 16 years, and yes, we still crave each other! (I said Shut UP, CAT!) Very few of you know that this is my third...Count 'em! 3rd marriage! First at 19 to a Marine Corps Captain who was much older that I. Then I jumped out of the frying pan into the proverbial Fire and married the most evil and abusive MF on earth. When I met Bill, I told him I would never marry again as long as I drew breath. He begged. But then I realized that my woman's intuition wasn't sending me a red alert. It was right, and it is more right every day. Mushy, huh? (Hush up, Cat!)

I LOVE football and have all my life, I also love sailing, but our sailboat IS really for sale at this time. I love beachcombing and the ocean, I love horses and was a fairly good Barrel Racer back in the "Before Times." I can't think of what else to tell you about me, except my dream of having a Calligraphy business was cut short by this carpal tunnel thing.

At this time I would like to say something that has been my calling card for about two years:

I Love Graphites!!!!

And I really do! I still don't know who brought me into this lovely phenomenon. ISIS thinks it was Joko, but I'm not sure about that. I was in Meta back then, 3 weeks on the computer, and suddenly I was a Graphite! Will the real person who brought Pie to the Graphites...PLEASE STAND UP!!! I didn't think so. It could have been a number of folks. Whoever it was, I will be forever thankful. I love being here. I've sent at least 5 this way. The Graphites have been a very nice part of my life for 2 years now. On a "good mail day," I'm laughing till I pee my pants, or misty-eyed because of someone's tragedy, or pissed off or happy or gleefully vicious or...well

We are a community. I love what we have. I love you , Graphites!
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