Northern California Chapter
of the
Jews for Squishy
Affiliate of the Graphite Organization
To help both you and us to determine your potential future placement in this exclusive organization, please take a moment to pick the category which best applies to you. Please don't think of this as a test, however, as your answer will determine the outcome of the rest of your life, you may find it beneficial to have a piece of scratch paper on hand before continuing. Choose wisely, and ... Good Luck!!! A. I am a Jew
B. I am not a Jew
C. My mother is a Rabbi
D. All of the above
___Just by continuing to read this far, our expert psyche analysts indicate that you may be the type of patsy, er, person we are looking for.
The Graphite Organization is an AOL based internet community which worships a stuffed teddy bear named Squishy. We would say Cult, but if you're not a member, we wouldn't say that. Zelig X, The President of the Northern California Chapter of the Jews for Squishy was once on AOL, but is now on JPS. He continues to worship the stuffed bear. Sometimes for days on end without stopping for food or drink, save the occasional cigarette break, but only to keep his strength up.*Zelig likes to think of himself as a missionary of the Graphite Organization, bringing the good word and perhaps a few of the Graphites themselves, out of AOL and into the cyberspace known as JPS . Most of the time though, Zelig is in a drunken stupor and doesn't really know what he's doing. So, it's probably best if you avoid him and others of his ilk at all costs and surf on out of here. Or, if you fancy yourself one of his ilk (say ilk over and over again, you're well on your way) please visit our parent site by clicking on the cube after it's mesmerizing spell has worn off...Thank you and Squishy Bless!!!.
If clicking on the cube doesn't take you to our main cult page, please point your browser towards the following URL: "http://members.aol.com/skwishyber/"
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* The Graphite Organization encourages it's members to lie prostrate on the floor for 6 or more hours a day (may not be substituted for normal sleeping hours, however may be combined with any other activities that involve lying down).