GE And J.S. Div Special Forces Strike Krantz Stronghold
Jul 15, 11:00 P.M. (PT)
San Diego, Ca. (GP) A secret source inside the GE Smithagon has stated on
condition of anonymity that God Emperor Special Forces operating in tandem
with Zelig X Jews for Squishy Division, Special Forces, quickly assembled to
launch a strike against the Krantz Stronghold located somewhere near
Cleveland, Ohio.
"This is what they have been training for; this is what they live for...
They're very good at what they do, they're the best," stated the Smithagon
insider.
Nevertheless, the combined Graphite forces are reported to have met with
considerable resistance and casualties are believed to be high on both
sides.
The Smithagon insider stated, "Krantz has gone unchecked now for several
years and has amassed considerable strength in terms of sheer Evilness.
Lots of adherents, former Pot Noodlist, Elitist, Neo-Kro(k)s, Nuzugooroo
Associates, and even some old school Stoneheads. They're a diverse group
but united in their sheer hatred for all things Graphism. The God Emperor
likes to refer to them as 'Puppy Kickers'. They've amassed wealth,
sophisticated weapons... they even have a training camp for soldiers. Some
members of our Intel Division fear that they may even have a suitcase
nuke... or other WMD's."
The insider admitted that the Smithagon does not know for sure if Zelig is
being held by the Krantz Group or if the Krantz Group was behind the recent
kidnapping of God Emperor Wnstnsmth, but stated, "It's a good opportunity to
exercise the forces and to show the Krantz's of the world what for, and if
Zelig X is in there, we'll get him out of there... dead or alive."
Until next time, this is The Graphite Secret Source (GSS) on the DL and very
hush hush - DT.