Wnstnsmth Reported Alive
Jul 13, 12:00 A.M. (PT)
Oakland Ca. (GP) A secret source has revealed that Graphite Organization God
Emperor Smith, who was previously reported dead following a massive cardiac
arrest while vacationing in Rosarito, Mexico with friends and family is very
much alive following escape from captors in the mountainous region of
Tecate, Mexico. The secret source states that the God Emperor was kidnapped
by an as yet unknown faction thought to be a Zelig-friendly Group
participating in a conspiracy to overthrow the Emperorship and take power.
The Empirical Council is investigating the matter and seeking the
whereabouts of Zelig X, who is reported to have gone into hiding until he is
able to clear his name. Meanwhile, The Council of Most High Graphite
Fathers Elect has remained silent on the matter, citing diplomatic immunity.
The President of the UGC has declared Martial Law and a curfew of 3 A.M.
until this most urgent matter is resolved.
Meanwhile, in related news, a General Assembly of Graphites (GAG) called to
order by Zelig X, remains open on the matter of voting on the reinstatement
of former Cult of Squishy Bear of Latter Day Graphites members, Azyrha and
Cat.