Community, GodCronos launched his Graphite sphincter (sic) group, the
Stoneheads. The announcement came after a two week attrition of Graphite
members through contentious blood soaked email. It was long anticipated
that such a break would come to the eternally strife stricken group, though
no one could say from whom or where or really even gave it much thought.
The following morning, now known in the Jewish Graphite Community as Drunk
Monday, at O Nine Hundred Hours, the President of the Northern California
Chapter of the Jews for Squishy, Zelig X, received a desperate message from
Wnstnsmth. Wnstnsmth announced that in light of developing events in the
preceding 24hrs, he had imposed Marshal Law on Graphdom, further declaring
himself God or something of The People's Graphite Republic. God Emperor
Smith requested the assistance of all loyal G.A.F. members including The
G.A.F. J.S. Division, commonly known as the Mt. Zion Lat Rab Liberation
Front. The Front quickly met and assembled under the Command of Brother
Acolyte Level V Initiate Of The Most High Order Of Squishies G.A.F., J.S.
Division, Zelig, who was quoted to say, "Hey, I'm no dummy, any opportunity
to rape and pillage in the name of Squishy is cool with me." One long time
Jewish Graphite Community member when asked about how they felt about the
Graphite war was quoted to say, "Ahh, who cares".
site. The site started out as a small tribute to Jewish Graphism but over
time has grown to include a Graphite poetry, short stories, photos, the
Graphite May 98 census report and a great page of Graphite related and
non-related links. Also found at the site is a page dedicated to those who
wish to share how Squishy has changed their life. As some folks are having
difficulties distinguishing the difference, Miss Delancey, community
spokeswoman, reports that they are now accepting some alien abduction
stories. Miss Delancey was quoted to say, "Hey, in a group this kooky,
you're bound to get some strange ones." Future plans involve a Graphite
Opinion page, already in the works. Although categorically denied by the
entire Jewish Graphite Community it is rumored that the inner secrets and
mysterious workings of Graphism are hidden within the site. To hopefully
clear this deviation from truth, Miss Delancey said, "Why would we do some
hokey thing like that??" The main page can be found at the following URL:
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Aegean/5986/index.html
However the graphical intensity of the page has been known to crash some
computers and take painfully long to load on others, it is recommended that
if your computer is an older model, that you access the site from the
following URL:
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Aegean/5986/link3.htm
which opens the page commonly know as the X Files, although all the pages
at
the site are interconnected.
